|mom:||do you have a boyfriend|
|mom:||does he exist|
|mom:||does he know you exist|
Me: im a performer not an athlete.
Me: *step, step, kick and shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, one, two boogie and shortie george, shortie george, fishtail,fishtail and CRAZY LEGS,CRAZY LEGS, Jazz Square, Jazz Square, BIIIIGGGG FINISH!!-ish out of the sports hall like mr moseby*
Someone please explain to me why Will Smith looks exactly the same as he did in 1989
don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish
But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.
thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY
I was standing in line at dairy queen and I saw an elderly lady crying because she didn’t have enough money to pay for her small blizzard, so I bought her a large and helped her out to her car, and she cried and said ” I hope god made someone just for you out in the world so that they can treat you as special as you are” and I am sobbing right now.